In the new movie “Wild Horse Nine,” two CIA operatives, Chris (John Malkovich) and Lee (Sam Rockwell), travel in 1973 to vacation on Easter Island, an Island about 2200 miles west of Chile’s coast. One of the reasons why Chris and Lee go to Easter Island is to see the “big heads.”, which are a series of about 900 giant heads carved from volcanic rock, constructed between 1250 and 1300 AD by the Rapa Nui people, the Polynesian inhabitants of Easter Island. The statues honored ancestors and protected their communities. The Rapa Nui believed their ancestors could provide spiritual protection and power, called mana.
While this big head story is the backdrop of this film, the real reason Chris and Lee are on Easter Island is that Chris is dying of what is probably lung cancer, and the CIA was involved in trying to undermine Chile’s democratically elected socialist president, Salvador Allende, and the military coup that brought General Augusto Pinochet to power on September 11, 1973. Surprisingly, with all of this going on, this movie was too slow and too boring for a large percentage of its runtime. There is witty and sometimes funny dialogue between Chris and Lee but not enough to try and figure out what was the point of these two hours?
Chris and Lee run into two young women from Chile who were unaware of the huge events that would be unfolding in Chile in the next few days. Steve Buscemi, plays MJ, the CIA bureau chief in Santiago, Chile, who is also a Heroin addict. Buscemi is very good and funny in his role, with some of the best scenes in this movie.
Wild Horse Nine is another one of these “let’s be different at all costs” movies that was too strange and unfortunately too boring for me to recommend. The Rotten Tomatoes rating is a way too high 94%, with my rating at 75% and a recommendation only for the biggest fans of Steve Buscemi, John Malkovich, and Sam Rockwell.

