Movie Review: Copshop


A police precinct is being stormed by a group of killers. We have seen this before. Lots of shooting and killing and explosions. We have seen this in every action movie. As far as I saw, the new movie “Copshop” is nothing new with the possible exception of actress Alexis Louder who steals this movie from Gerard Butler, who plays one of the criminals held in a cell at the precinct. The huge mystery here are the high 80% ratings on Rotten Tomatoes, considering the movie is at best average with only a 6.6 on IMDB.

I thought the acting was OK, the ending was mostly predictable, but it was too boring in too many areas and nothing new. My rating is an anemic 50% and a pass on this one.

Movie Reviews: Cry Macho


At age 91, its impossible to believe that Clint Eastwood is still not only directing, but acting in movies. Considering his age, and the number of movies he can potentially still make, it is equally as hard to believe that he would choose a script as bad as “Cry Macho” to both direct and act in. What was he thinking with this waste of 2 hours?

This story is stunningly boring – mostly from the middle 85% where amazingly it seems like absolutely nothing is happening. This movie reminds me of the recent Liam Neeson movie “The Marksman”, where a man is on the run with a Mexican boy trying avoid a group of people out to kill them. Unfortunately most of this movie is about the boy and Eastwood’s character hanging around a farm, having dinner. As far as The Marksman it is an OK movie where Cry Macho is so boring that I almost left the theater several times.

The Rotten Tomatoes ratings for Cry Macho are a very low 50% and my rating is in the 30% range ranking this film as a must miss. This film should be called Cry Boring.

Movie Review: The Card Counter


“The Card Counter” is one of those movies that in my opinion is different weird, rather than different good.

The title is obvious enough, about a man who calls himself William Tell, played by actor Oscar Isaac as we follow his life that is entirely about playing cards. What is fascinating to most people is how anyone can do nothing but play cards for hours on end, and never get bored? Even when playing for money, most of us would dose off or fade into a coma while doing nothing more than playing cards all day. I thought the explanation of card counting was a good part of this story- due to the fascinating mathematics that is an extremely impressive achievement for whoever invented it. Other than that, there is no way I would recommend this strange story or understand why so many critics liked it.

The problem here is, the “lets be different and surprising at all costs” is what killed this entire film. I can only guess that because the great writer/director Paul Schrader is involved, most critics give this film an automatic thumbs up. My opinion is that this movie is too boring in too many areas, too strange and too hard to follow for those of us who fell into a coma about 50% through this extremely strange story.

The only high point is the acting of the lead, Oscar Isaac, along with Tiffany Haddish who showed she can also do some serious roles. Willem Defoe is also in this film, but its only a small role.

Due to the overkill of weirdness and a story that was too strange to like I do not recommend this movie, despite the high critical ratings on Rotten Tomatoes of 86%.

Movie Review: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


The ratings on Rotten Tomatoes for the new Marvel Movie “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” are an extremely high 92%. Save a very well shot karate fight on a bus, similar to the recent movie “Nobody”, I saw nothing in this two hours that warrants such a high score.

I thought the story of this movie was all over the place, with a young Chinese boy being trained by his father to be a trained fighter and killer – who later leaves home to park cars in Los Angeles. Latter parts of the story reunite the boy with his father back in China, now traveling with his close friend Katy played by Awkwafina. I did admire the martial arts training that the main character Shaun played by Simu Liu had to go through to play this role – given that he was not already a martial arts expert. This is definitely not a bad movie, but also not a great one either because we have seen all of this before. There was also way too many scenes that were too long and too boring.

I thought the ending was way over the top, involving flying birds and of all things, flying dragons.

This movie is a solid 75% for fans of martial arts films only. I give Shang-Chi a mild recommendation.

Movie Review: Reminiscence


The new movie “Reminiscence”, starring Hugh Jackman is one of those rare bad movies that it is extremely hard to review, because it is so bad. I have often wondered, how many bad movies can a very famous actor can make before their career goes south? Without a doubt, this is the worst movie Hugh Jackman has ever made, so bad that its impossible to understand how he could have read the script and agreed to act in this film. I have always known that there are actor/studio contracts that are signed and favors that are agreed to in Hollywood. I have seen way too many movies like this one, where a named actor has made a movie that they should have known from the script, was too bad to make.

The plot is absurd, the story starting sometime in the future, with the city of Miami completely flooded because of Global Warming. In the future, there is a machine that can read peoples brain waves displaying their thoughts on a computer screen. This idea reminded me of the 1983 movie “Brainstorm”, the last movie for Natalie Wood. In that movie, they were able to record brain images for people at the moment they died, resulting in some memorable scenes and a pretty good film. In this movie, the main character Nick Bannister played by Jackman is trying to find out what has happened to his girlfriend Mae, played by Rebecca Ferguson, by using this brain wave machine. Actress Thandiwe Newton plays Emily, Nick’s friend who throughout this film, tries to talk him out of everything he is doing. Admittedly while watching this film on HBO Max, I fast-forwarded the movie too many times, at 15 second intervals, because this movie was so hard to sit through.

By the time you are 85% through this very bad movie, you are more interested in it ending, than ever caring enough to fully understand what is happening in this very poorly told story.

The Rotten Tomatoes rating for this film is an extremely low 37%, and I agree with this assessment, suggesting that this movie should just die in a DVD graveyard.

Movie Review: The Protege


Some movies seem like they are a jumbled version of so many other films, or scenes within similar movies that are just thrown together. The new movie “The Protege” is one of those films with a flimsy storyline tied together with action karate scenes and a pretty dumb ending all of which we have all seen many times before.

The Protege stars Maggie Q, one of the more well known female/movie karate experts. Many of her action scenes are very impressive but not nearly enough to save this mostly bad movie – about several hired killers that are all out for revenge. Michael Keaton also stars as one of the antagonists and once again Samuel L. Jackson is in this movie as the friend to Maggie Q’s character. My question as I sat through this excuse for violence and explosions is why any of these 3 actors read the script, and then agreed to make this film. Why was this bad screenplay even greenlighted in the first place?

The Rotten Tomatoes ratings for Protege are a low 62%, with my rating around 40% and a recommendation that this run of the mill action movie should be skipped.

Netflix Movie Review: Beckett


A car accident involving a young couple, Beckett played by John David Washington and April, played by Alicia Vikander leads to a complex kidnapping involving dirty cops that results in Beckett running for his life for the entire movie. This is the main problem with the new Neflix movie “Beckett” because watching someone run through the hills and forests of Greece can become very old, very quickly.

One of the most interesting things about this film is trying to figure out why Alicia Vikander agreed to take a part this small and insignificant given that she recently won an Academy Award. This film starts out well enough with the relationship between April and Beckett traveling together in Greece, but then it deteriorates into a mostly on foot series of chase scenes with a very injured Beckett running from one person trying to kill him after another. The fact that Beckett is so injured from the car accident and being shot multiple times makes just about all the action scenes in this movie incomprehensible. One of the last scenes involved Beckett jumping 4 stories of a parking garage on purpose to land on a car he was chasing after being severely injured by yet another gunshot. This was probably the stupidest scene in this pretty bad movie. After Becket landed on the car, still alive, was one of those times where you just had to wonder what the director was thinking.

The Rotten Tomatoes ratings this time around of 51% are correct along with the very low 38% audience ratings. My rating is also about 50%, mainly because of the constant running scenes and the fact that no human body can be injured this badly and continue to function. I rate Beckett as a pass.

Apple TV Movie Review: Coda


The new movie streaming on Apple TV “Coda” is about a teenage girl in high school, who is the only hearing member of her family with extraordinary singing ability. Ruby Rossie, played perfectly by actress Emilia Jones is the most valuable member of her family due to her hearing ability. Her father owns a fishing business and Ruby’s ability to hear makes her importance to the family business paramount, creating a great deal of responsibility and pressure for a girl so young. She has a brother a few years older who is also deaf and has problems with Ruby being so important all the time..

From the start of this outstanding movie, it was immediately obvious that this was something special. A rare film that you will remember long after you see it. Coda is the reason why avid moviegoers to to the movies – to hopefully stumble on a great film. Coda is one of this films.

Marlee Matlin stars as Ruby’s mother, and since winning the Academy Award in 1986 for “Children of a Lesser God”, Matlin has continued to be one of the very few deaf actors to appear in mainstream movies. Troy Kotsur plays Ruby’s father Frank and the owner of a fishing business that is getting ripped off by the bigger players who underpay for the fish they catch, and add a Government backed machine to track the movement of each fishing business. This side story is a very important part of the story because of the responsibility it adds to Ruby’s life as a teenage girl about to go to college.

Most impressive is actress Emilia Jones who plays Ruby. She can not only sing, but is a natural actor – so good in this movie that in my opinion, she is a shoe-in to receive an Academy Award nomination for best actress. I was also impressed with the music in this film, as Ruby’s music teacher tries to teach her how to be a great singer, leading to a shot at a scholarship at a local music school. Ruby’s conflict over leaving her very dependent family and pursuing music school provides the best parts of this excellent film.

The Rotten Tomatoes reviews for Coda are an extremely high 96% – and I agree with this high rating and give Code my highest recommendation.

Movie Review: Respect


Arguably just about the most important word in the English language is “Respect”, the title of the new biopic about Aretha Franklin, starring Jennifer Hudson. Respect is what we all want, what we all work for and just because a person deserves respect, because they have earned it from years of hard work – does not guarantee that we will ever receive it.

This new biography about the life of Aretha shows how difficult getting respect or even a hit record in the music business is. Aretha Franklin put out 9 albums and did not have one hit within any of them. Her career proved once again that to be talented is only small part of the battle. You have to be able to perform in front of thousands of people, handle the pressure and exhaustion of touring around the world, with financial worries and the highs and lows of the fickle opinions of both fans and random critics along the way. You also need the skin of rhinoceros to handle all the bad people that are out to knock you down. The late Whitney Houston showed better than anyone how not to be extremely talented and world famous.

Amazingly, Aretha gave birth to two sons when she was only 13 and 14 years old with two different men. Unfortunately this movie did a very poor job including these two children in this story; only showing them in one scene when she visited them when they were living with her stepmother. There was no mention that she was 14 years old and already had two children.

Towards the end of this movie, we see that Aretha had her share of problems at the top of her career. She was an alcoholic during a time where she lost her ability to handle so much pressure and stress after so many years. There was a small scene early in the movie where she might have been molested by a family member. It also seemed that Aretha did not have much to do with raising her sons, when she was very busy with her music career. Aretha was married twice. Her first husband, played by Marlon Wayons, physically abused her during the time he tried to manage her career. Her second husband was her road manager and they had one child, and her fourth son was with another man. She had numerous problems with her father, played by Forest Whitaker during the time he tried to manager the start of her career. The most important part of this story, was about Aretha learning to take charge of her own career, rather than relying on the opinions of others about what she should sing.

Some of the problems with this movie are that it was way too long at 2 hours and 25 minutes. The movie was slow and weak in too many areas. There were not enough singing scenes, showing the talent of Jennifer Hudson. There seemed to be way too many unnecessary additions to the story that slowed it down even more. Unfortunately, due to these weaknesses it is unlikely that Jennifer Hudson will receive another Oscar nomination because the film on the whole, is not strong enough.

I mostly agree with the Rotten Tomatoes critics and their relatively low 63% ratings. I give this movie a recommendation only for Aretha Franklin fans, for the rest this one is a toss up.

Movie Review: Free Guy


The new movie “Free Guy” starring Ryan Reynolds as “The Guy” has more to do with marketing than a movie. This film has elements of “Groundhog Day”, “Star Wars”, “Men in Black” and the “Matrix” all rolled into one giant series of events that occur inside of a computer game. We have all seen this before, as well as most or all of the action scenes in this film. The mystery here is why the ratings are so high for this movie, 84% on Rotten Tomatoes and 7.7 on IMDB. None of this makes sense. Most movie is a passable 70% only because of the special effects.

Other actors in this film are Channing Tatum who plays one of the action figures inside the computer game and
Lil Rel Howery (easily the most unusual name of any actor in movie history), who plays the Guy’s friend. Life inside of this computer game is all about bank robberies, people getting shot, beaten up and hit by cars – more than a few times. It was hard to see the point of all of this, mainly because the story was disjointed and for the most part, rather boring.

My rating for Free Guy is a passable 70% only for the special effects with a border line recommendation.