Movie Review: Gladiator II


The peak of actor Russel Crowes’ career was in 2000 and 2001 when he starred in the first “Gladiator” movie and won the Best Actor Oscar and was then nominated the following year (and should have won) for playing the brilliant Nobel Prize-winning professor John Nash in “A Beautiful Mind,” directed by Ron Howard. Unfortunately for Crowe, after some bad breaks and the ongoing harsh realities of the movie industry, getting a top movie role, finding a good enough screenplay, and trying to survive the fickleness of the American public, Russel Crowe has never reached the heights of 2000 and 2001 again.

The sequel to Gladiator, “Gladiator II,” is another story that spends much time creating excuses for major fight scenes and violent death inside the Roman Colosseum, and not much time for character development and interesting dialogue. For me with both films, the historical content of showing thousands of human beings sitting in a huge stadium while smiling and laughing at the agony and horrific death of slaves and soldiers is one of history’s greatest examples of “man’s inhumanity to man”. This sequel does have scenes of Crowe as Maxiumus from the original movie, with a timeline some 20 years later with Maxiumus’s son, Lucius played very well by actor Paul Mescal and Maxiumus’s wife Lucilla played once again by Connie Nielsen.

In this sequel, there are no Tigers that rush into the Colosseum to kill people, instead, the director
Ridley Scott, who directed the first Gladiator, has vicious monkeys, a huge charging rhinoceros ridden by a Roman Soldier, and even an ocean-water-filled Colosseum floor with man-eating sharks who attack and kill men who fall off the boats while fighting with swords and bow and arrows. This part of the story, with Sharks, Monkeys, and a huge Rhinocerous has more to do with Hollywood embellishment than being true to Roman history.

Denzel Washington plays Macrinus, the central antagonist in this story who is constantly scheming to take over as emperor of Rome does provide some of the best acting in this film, a main reason to see this sequel despite the obvious drop in quality from the first movie. As with the last film, the fighting is extremely violent, brutal and definitely not for children younger than 15.

The critics are not very high on this movie, giving an anemic 72% rating, and this time around I agree with the critics as this movie is too much about nonstop fighting scenes, with not much else. Due to the impressive special effects, I give Gladiator II a small recommendation.

Movie Review: A Real Pain


Actor Jesse Eisenberg, wrote, directed, and stars in the new movie “A Real Pain”, also starring actor Kieran Culkin, who plays Benji Kaplan, who is arguably one of the most annoying, abrasive, and hard-to-watch characters I have ever seen in any movie.

Eisenberg plays Benji’s cousin, David Kaplan. David is newly married with a child and a well-adjusted normal adult. Unfortunately, Benji is a disaster who in this story is depicted as someone who likes to hang out at Airports and might even be homeless – a possible fact that was never completely resolved in this story. Benji is portrayed in this story as a free spirit, emotionally complex who also has problems with constant guilt and depression.

This story takes place within a group trip to Poland with four other travelers, including actor Jennifer Gray in an unexpected role, to visit historic mostly Jewish sites in Poland including a concentration camp that has been preserved intact from the day it closed at the end of World War II. During this entire tour, Benji continues to make himself as annoying as possible to all the people in the group including the tour guide. As these interruptions and annoyances continue, David tries to calm Benji down by distracting him from one tirade of rudeness and anger after another throughout the entire tour, and over these two hours, this becomes tedious and hard to sit through because it is way overdone.

When the group tour through Poland ends, David and Benji visit the home of their late grandmother’s home in Poland which includes more conflict with her neighbors as they try to leave rocks on her front doorstep.

The acting and dialogue are good throughout, with a story that overall is surprisingly light and seems more like a travelogue of Poland with David trying to calm down his cousin way too often than one would expect from a solid screenplay.

The extremely high ratings on Rotten Tomatoes of 95% are once again, incorrect, with my rating in agreement with the audience ratings of 81% and a moderate recommendation.

Movie Review: Heretic


The new movie “Heretic” reminds us of the dangers of being a young woman while knocking on doors, as a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also known as the Mormon Church, trying to spread the word of God. We learn from this story that no woman representative of the church is allowed to go inside any house with a man unless there is another woman present in the house with him. For this story, they are tricked when the man of the house says his wife is in the kitchen making of all things, blueberry pie. This is the first example of an event that would definately not happen in real life.

This story is about an evil and insane man, Mr. Reed, played by Hugh Grant during a rain storm and there is a knock on his door by two young women, Sister Paxton played by Chloe East and Sister Barnes played by Sophie Thatcher. Unfortunately this is the wrong door and the wrong time, with an insane man who has his own thoughts about what religion really is. This includes comparing life and religion to board games like Monopoly within long speeches to two terrified young woman who then realize they are trapped in a very old house during a rain storm with someone who is criminally insane.

The rest of this story are about a series of events that are typical of all horror movies like this. A person or persons trying to escape from attempts by an insane murderer who is trapping them in a house or a building, being chased, shot or stabbed as they try to survive and come up with desperate plans to kill their attacker or escape. There is nothing new with this part of the story, despite several too crazy and illogical twists and turns at the end. What is mostly memorable about this film is the acting of Hugh Grant and his speeches about the truth behind all religions in the world.

The Rotten Tomatoes critic reviews for this movie are a way too high 93% with my rating the same as the audience reviews at 77%.