Amazon Prime Movie Review: Road House


In the entire history of Cable TV, the 1989 movie “Road House” has probably been telecast more than any other movie, despite the fact that the entire movie is not only bad, but ridiciulous. The ending included several scenes of murder by main character James Dalton, played by the late Patrick Swayze, one witnessed by his girlfriend Dr. Elizabeth Clay, played by Kelly Lynch. Then the abrupt ending included Dalton and his doctor girlfriend hugging in a lake. All is forgiven? No police or an arrest? This entire movie, while still bad, has become a major cult film and because of this ongoing popularity, now 35 years later, the remake with the new “Road House” on Amazon Prime has been released.

The good news is that unlike many other remakes of popular movies over the years, this one is probably more different than the original than any other remake I have ever seen. There are only a few scenes that are copied from the original with the main idea, a rich local man trying to take over the Road House bar mostly intact and Dalton has a girlfriend who is also a doctor.

Anyone has to admire the hard work and physical dedication of Jake Gyllenhaal who plays Dalton for getting into such extreme shape for this role along with the many fight scenes, that include several with MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who plays Max. From recent interviews, Gyllenhaal admitted that he and McGregor made full contact during several of the scenes, risking serious injury.

Due to the different and far more involved story of this new version, the Rotten Tomatoes ratings are correctly much higher than the original, 65% to 41%. Like the original version, the entire reason for watching a movie like this is for the fighting action with several fight scenes in this version more impressive than the first movie. As far as the acting, it was good for a movie of this quality with an ending that I thought was too convoluted for an overall movie idea this simple. The best scene in this movie was when Dalton beat up four men easily in the parking lot in front of the Road House bar and then, drove them to the hospital. This was a new and funny idea inside of an action movie like this one.

For fans of the original Road House, this new one is good enough to watch, once again, mostly for the action scenes. I agree with the Rotten Tomatoes rating of 65% and recommend this film, for the die hard fans of the original.

Movie Review: The Covenant


The new movie “The Covenant” for some reason has the name of the director in front of the title. The last time I saw something this was for “Lee Dan Daniels: The Butler”, released in 2013 – hopefully not a new trend with movies.

The Covenant is one of those true stories that are hard to believe really happened, even in this case during the war in Afghanistan that started in 2001 after the terrorist attacks on 911. This film stars Jake Gyllenhaal as John Kinley, who is an army sergeant serving in Afghanistan leading a team of soldiers in 2011. There are several very well-done and believable battle scenes with the Taliban within this story, the most important one involving an ambush where John and Ahmed survived and run for their lives. The second soldier Ahmed, played by Dar Salim is from Afghanistan and had been hired by the United States Army to help translate – in exchange for a promised visa and transport to the United States for him and his family.

After the ambush, both Ahmed and John try to escape the dangerous and mountainous terrain of Afghanistan and are attacked multiple times. In one attack John is shot by the Taliban, badly injured, and then rescued by Ahmed. What follows is an incredible trek by Ahmed to get John out of the country and this is part of this true story that is the most difficult to believe actually happened – considering how difficult Ahmed’s attempts to drag John out of the country over the impossible terrain of Afghanistan.

The remainder of this movie is all about John, the politics of the Federal Government of the United States, and the Army, trying to find Ahmed to honor the Covenant – the sacred promise made to get Ahmed and his family out of Afghanistan and to the United States with Visas. Several scenes I appreciated the most were John’s desperate attempts, over the phone, constantly being put on hold, for hours trying to save Ahmed and his family. This part of this true story was the easiest to believe really happened, where politics and red tape were more important than trying to save a man and his family – who saved the life of an Army sergeant. John’s relentless and undying pursuit to save the man who saved his life about 100 times was the most impressive part of this amazing true story. How many of us would have done what John did, including mortgaging his own house to get the 150K to obtain Ahmed’s visas and airlift his family out of a very dangerous Afghanistan.

I thought that the battle scenes within this war movie were very well done, as was the solid acting throughout. I agree with the 81% rating on Roten Tomatoes and recommend this film.

Movie Review: Ambulance


Some days ago, Steven Colbert made a joke about there being a “Good Michael Bay Movie”, as if that would be something that would ever happen or if it did it would be extremely rare.

For decades, Michael Bay has been known for making bad music video-like movies with rapid fire scene changes, too much panning around characters, no story, no continuity, no sequential line of thought. The very worst being all of the 5 Transformer movies he produced and directed, that were arguably some of the very worst movies ever made. Despite all of this, Bay is worth 450 million dollars and in what other profession could opinions be this low along with so many movies and so much money?

There was a commercial I saw on Hulu advertising the release of Bay’s latest movie “Ambulance”, and even in the advertisement there was mention of Bay’s talent for making horrible movies, saying that this time around Ambulance is a winner. The Rotten Tomatoes ratings for Ambulance is only 69% – which for Bay is one of his highest rated movies. For me, this movie did have some of the constant camera panning and some inane bouncing around, but overall, this film did work and was enjoyable with a sequential, connected and understandable story. The two main characters of Ambulance are former Afghanistan soldiers who are bank robbers both disgruntled about having no futures after their tours of duties ended, played by Jake Gyllenhaal and relative newcomer Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. The chemistry between Gyllenhaal and Mateen was very believable throughout these two hours. The majority of this film has to do with two bank robbers running from the police with an injured police officer and an emergency medic played very well by Eiza González. Some of these scenes are believable, some are not, ultimately resulting in too much of this movie devoted to standard police car chases and constant crashes.

Despite all of this, I give Ambulance a marginal recommendation.