Movie Review: The Hitman’s Bodyguard


The movie “The Hitman’s Bodyguard”, does have ton of action, explosions and special effects. What it doesn’t have is anything new, or something unique that has never been done before. The constant cursing dialogue has been done in many movies before, along with the car chases and this movie is mostly about 2 guys being chased around by criminals, with accompanying explosions and gunfire. So none of this new.

In the theater I was in, the director Patrick Hughes was in an opening segment, thanking the audience for paying to see his movie and then ratting off amazing statistics about 1200 people who were employed to make this film, in about 3 countries for about 9 months. I was amazed to learn that it takes 1200 people to make a movie like this, but not too amazed about the story of this film, or the fact that we have all seen this kind of movie too many times before. In order to make a hit in movies today, you have to create something innovative, otherwise the film is considered run of the mill, as the low ratings on Rotten Tomatoes and D- rating from Richard Roper for this movie prove (see Richard Roper’s review below).

The Hitman’s Bodyguard stars Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson and Selma Hayek and Gary Oldman and is so typical and run of the mill that I cannot recommend it, but I do not agree that the movie is as bad as Roper’s review below.

Movie Review: Good Time


The movie “Good Time” is about people who are barely alive in this world and wondering how they will survive or avoid winding up in prison or dead. Its about two brothers, one a criminal and the other mentally disabled, then a bank robbery, then the mentally disabled brother winding up in prison and from there an insane ride into oblivion that proves that as low as you may be in life, you can always go lower. I wonder of the title Good Time is being sarcastic because no one watching this movie can consider one minute of this story a good time.

Good Time is a low budget movie starring Robert Pattinson who it seems has decided to make mostly low budget movies ever since he hit it big with the “Twilight Saga” a few years ago. Pattinson’s acting in this film is impressive, perhaps even impressive enough to receive an Academy Award nomination, despite the fact that this movie is very small and low budget. Good Time is directed by the Benny and Josh Safdie hwo have collaborated on several movies over the years and this is the first one of their films I have seen. The most impressive directing achievement with this movie was capturing the gritty and desperate environment that Pattinson’s character and his brother live in, with no chance, purely by accident of birth to ever break out of their miserable depressing existence. This movie also stars Jennifer Jason Leigh, who has a very small part and Bennie Sadfie who plays Pattinson’s mentally disabled brother.

This movie captures a desperate world of running from the police and barely surviving in the streets of New York City, has very good acting and do recommend it.

Movie Review: The Glass Castle


If your child and your born to parents who are poor, who don’t care, who think its OK to be homeless squatters and have no money then, very simply, your going along for the ride. You are a child, you have no options, no money, no hope and no chance.

While I was watching the movie “The Glass Castle” in an agonized and infuriated state witnessing the lives of 2 irresponsible adults who are basically homeless squatters who have 4 children, 3 girls and a boy I remember thinking that there were actually people like this in the world, never realizing until the end of the movie that this is a true story written by Jeannette Walls The Glass Castle: A Memoir.

Ultimately the solution for so many thousands and perhaps millions of people to avoid stories like this is very simple. If you don’t care about screwing up your life by getting drunk, living in abandoned buildings, eating from garbage cans then go ahead; but because that is your life choice you should have no right to ever have children. Children need a home, shelter, food and an education. Children need one parent or both parents to have a job and some level of security, not homelessness and desperation. No person in this life has the right to ruin the life of anyone else, they only have the right to ruin their own life and they never have the right to ruin the life of a child, even before it even begins. This story might have even more to do with irresponsible people who don’t care about the welfare of their own children, it also could be as simple as “Misery Loves Company”.

Much like the movie Fences that I reviewed on this blog last December, when you have a parent whose life is a total disaster and your a child, your even more unlucky if that parent wants you to be just as unhappy and pathetic as they are. The responsibility of any parent is to work towards making your child’s life better than yours was. Not the same or even worse. This is the essentially the concept of misery loves company. The concept of misery loves company is: “If I hate the world and don’t want to be a part of it and don’t care if I am a homeless squatter than my kids are coming along for the ride”.

There should be a test for any parent before they are allowed to have a child, but unfortunately anyone can be a parent in this world and many people have no business having a child and that includes the 2 parents in The Glass Castle.

I thought the acting in this film was outstanding, including Woody Harrelson who plays Rex, the leader of this disastrous homeless family, Naomi Watts as his wife, and Brie Larson, one of their 3 daughters, who somehow escapes her horrible childhood and eventually is able to get a job with New York Magazine. This story and many incidents of abuse are hard to watch and infuriating to any human being who appreciates the sacred responsibility of raising a child.

I highly recommend The Glass Castle, but be prepared to witness a very difficult story about the childhood of 4 children and two irresponsible parents.