Movie Review: Avatar: The Way of Water


Before seeing the sequel to “Avatar”, released in 2009 – titled “Avatar: The Way of Water”, I went to Rotten Tomatoes and was stunned to see that the rating for this movie – that cost so much to produce and so many years to make, was only 78%. Then when I sat through a way too long 3 hours and 12 minutes of this movie, the reason for the low rating became obvious.

Unbelievably, this second installment of Avatar has no real story. What this film does have is about 20 different small vignettes all strung together with only some of the smaller parts contributing to any coherent sequence of thought. Asking anyone to try and explain what this movie is about is a telltale sign of no coherent screenplay. This movie is just a series of events that justify amazing special effects. Considering that director James Cameron recently said that Avatar: The Way of Water will have to gross 2 billion in ticket sales by March 2023 just to break even, it is impossible to believe that all the thousands of people involved with this movie – just forgot about the script. When you realize how many millions and billions were spent on newly invented movie equipment and new software to create the incredible visual special effects it appears that they all forgot that to obtain the big box office they need to break even – having no story and making a movie 3 hours and 12 minutes long, might just make this latest Avatar a money loser. How many people will look up the running time of this film and say to themselves, “there is no way I can sit through a movie this long”. Considering the myriad of small stories in this too-long film, this movie can easily be cut down to two hours and it will be a much better movie-going experience. Where is it written that very long makes a great movie? This has never been true.

As far as the problem with the lack of a good script, an excerpt of a review on Rotten Tomatoes from writer Udita Jhunjhunwala, says it best: “This is the second of a planned five-installment series, so there are many more worlds and wonders of Cameron’s imagination and capabilities of technology yet to be explored. Perhaps in subsequent films, there might also be greater attention to the script. While the new film is a successful and sometimes wondrous visual experiment, as a story, it treads in shallow waters.”

Due to the extreme cost of the new technology and software that had to be developed to produce this movie (the special effects are even more amazing in 3D), there will be 3 more Avatar films, released in 2024, 2026, and 2028. Now the hope must be that the mistake of making this film too long and with no script will not hurt the possible success of the next 3 installments. Word of mouth is a huge part of marketing a great movie – very true of Cameron’s other blockbuster hit Titanic, released in 1997. However, for this movie, word of mouth just might kill the hoped-for box office.

As far as rating this movie, I have to give it 80% just for the incredible science, technology, and hard work involved in making it over the last decade. However, I will add no more points to the rating because they completely forgot about the most important part of any movie – one or more people looking at the empty page on a computer screen, trying to write a great screenplay. I give Avatar the Way of Water a mild recommendation only for the groundbreaking special effects.

Movie Review: Spoiler Alert


In the history of Television situation comedies, there has probably never been a more perfectly cast and talented character actor than Jim Parsons in the “Big Bang Theory”. Parsons is by far the major reason why the Big Bang Theory is one of the most popular sitcoms of all time, and like Friends, it is one of the most syndicated comedy shows in the history of Television. Parsons won 4 Emmys, in total receiving 65 nominations and 29 awards for his acting on the Big Bang Theory. Parson’s role as Sheldon Cooper was one of the luckiest and most perfect combinations of opportunity and ability in the history of acting. All of this salary and syndication have made the main characters of the Big Bang Theory a very wealthy group of actors.

As far as moving into major movie roles, Parson’s last very good role was in the great movie “Hidden Figures”, released in 2016 and reviewed in this blog. His new movie has an extremely bad title “Spoiler Alert” and is one of those movies where you know exactly what it is about just from the trailer – an ongoing trend that happens far too often in the movie industry. Maybe the title was an attempt at some subtle humor because the trailer gives away the entire plot of this movie. Yes, this is a tear-jerker, once again involving the horrors of Cancer and the horrendous effect it can have on the people around you. But this is one of the first tear jerkers involving a partner dying within a gay relationship.

Sally Field has a relatively small part in this film playing the mother of Kit Cowan, played by Ben Aldridge, who is the young man dying of all things anal cancer with Jim Parsons playing Michael Ausiello, Cowan’s husband. The story is mostly good, with some humor and all of the horrendous meetings with doctors along with the inevitable end – that as always with movies like this is hard to watch. There was some kind of a strange “trick the audience” attempt at the end of this story, that I thought was misplaced and in poor taste. Why they decided to put this trick scene at the end of this film made about as much sense as the bad title.

The Rotten Tomatoes rating for this movie is an above average 80% with my rating about 75% and a mild recommendation.

Movie Review: The Inspection


It has always been said that “The poor fight, and die in war because they have no other options”. The movie “The Inspection” is about a true story about a poor gay black man who has no other option within his almost homeless and bleak existence but to join the Marines. This entire story is about boot camp and the reality of the abuse new Marine recruits must endure and become a Marine. In this case of true story, the new recruit Ellis French, played very well by actor Jeremy Pope is gay – and this adds a lot of additional challenges Ellis must endure to become a Marine. His mother, Inez French, played very well by Gabrielle Union is extremely homophobic and both disowns and is abusive to her own son because he is homosexual.

This film reminded me of “Full Metal Jacket”. released in 1987 – because it shows the harsh reality of boot camp and the training that has evolved for hundreds of years to turn an ordinary man or woman into a soldier – who is capable of fighting in a war. The harshness and cruelty that has evolved over the centuries – necessary to train a soldier, is the main part of this movie and for the most part, is very well done.

The most important part of this movie in my opinion was the acting of Gabrielle Union who for perhaps the first time in her acting career has scored a significant and serious role in a low-budget “Indie” film. What stands out the most about Union’s performance is the harsh and damaged appearance of her face – without any makeup, that makes you wonder if this is Union’s real face or some additional appearance enhancements for this film. There is talk of a possible Oscar nomination for Union’s performance as Ellis French’s mother, but I thought her role was not long enough to receive an Oscar nomination.

The Rotten Tomatoes ratings of 86% are too high for such a one-dimensional review of Marine boot camp and homophobia, which we have all seen before. My rating is a solid 75% and a marginal recommendation.