Movie Review: Heart Eyes


The new Valentine’s Day horror movie “Heart Eyes” is one of the few run-of-the-mill horror movies that is successful in making fun of itself and actually having a sense of humor. Considering the dumb and insane premise of this movie “A mass murderer goes around killing couples during Valentine’s Day while wearing a mask that has eyes that are shaped like red hearts”. Considering an idea this ridiculous, having many scenes of comedy seems mandatory.

Heart Eyes has only one named star, Jordana Brewster, of the Fast and Furious movie franchise. Jordana plays Detective Jeanine Shaw and her name includes a reference to the movie “Hobbs and Shaw” (2019), because her police partner’s last name is Hobbs. The central part of this story is the relationship between two co-workers Ally played by Olivia Holt and Jay played by Mason Gooding, who have a love-hate combative relationship when together, and the rest of the time they are running for their lives trying not to be murdered by a crazy mask-heart-eyes wearing murderer, who much of the time looks too funny to invoke any real fear.

There is the expected story twist at the end, that showed some imagination, even though most of this is rather stupid, but funny enough to hold your attention.

The Rotten Tomatoes rating for this film is too high 85%, with my rating 75% and a moderate recommendation, only because the screenwriter showed some original ideas and imagination.

Movie Review: Love Hurts


When you win an Academy award, as the two main stars in the new movie “Love Hurts” have, what normally follows are money-making opportunities as a result of your Oscar. Unfortunately, Ke Huy Quan, who plays Marvin Gable – a real estate agent and former hitman, and Ariana DeBose, who plays another criminal, Rose Carlisle chose a weak script that is nothing more than a series of scenes that are excuses to show elaborate Karate action.

There is no visible and understandable storyline in this film, and having impressive and violent action scenes is not enough to cover all that is wrong with a film like this. This film also has x-NFL running back Marshawn Lynch in another movie-acting role and overall he looks like he has a future in the movie business. Marshawn plays King who is another hitman working for a criminal organization who has many violent fighting scenes mostly with Marvin – but not much else in terms of real acting in a movie.

The Rotten Tomatoes rating for this forgettable-seen-this-too-many times already is a correct and very low 23% and I agree with this rating and do not recommend this movie.

Netflix Movie Review: Kinda Pregnant


Standup comedian, actor, screenwriter, and director Amy Schumer has worked in the movie industry for many years. In her book, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo”, Schumer describes the incredible dues she has paid trying to be a stand-up comedian. Schumer’s dues are similar to the dues paid by Kevin Hart, described in his book “I Can’t Make This Up: Life Lessons” . Very few people would have the staying power to attempt to be a stand-up comedian in the United States, considering so many years of extreme hardship. The traveling, the low pay, the bombing, rude crowds, and ultimately the years when nothing happens – always close to being either very poor or homeless.

For the few who hit it big, like Kevin Hart and Amy Schumer, the rewards, fame, and money can be amazing, with Amy Schumer worth 45 million and Kevin Hart, 450 million. In recent years Schumer has been concentrating on her HULU Series “Life and Beth”, which was a very good series rated 89% on Rotten Tomatoes and less on her stand-up career.

Schumer has now written 4 movies, with the outstanding “Trainwreck”, (2015), “Snatched” (2017), and “I Feel Pretty” (2018), which were not nearly as funny as Trainwreck with a few laugh-out-loud moments. It has been seven years since Schumer has written another comedy screenplay, with her latest movie “Kinda Pregnant”. This time this new movie is only released on Netflix.

I thought Kinda Pregnant was not as good as Trainwreck, but had many very funny moments, with a premise about a jilted woman lying to the world about being pregnant, a rather far-fetched and risky but funny idea. The ridiculously low 17% Rotten Tomatoes rating for this film is just about the most incorrect I have ever seen for a comedy movie, almost as if the critics have no idea what a funny movie is, or perhaps have a problem with Amy Schumer. Despite Schumer’s success, one can only imagine the shock that she experienced after reading the bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, considering the time and effort spent to create what is in fact a funny comedy movie.

This movie stars Schumer as Lainy Newton and Will Forte as Josh Lewis, who Lainy becomes involved with later in the story after her long-term boyfriend Dave played by Damon Wayans admits he would rather have a threesome, than ask her to marry him – setting up the entire premise of this story.

I thought this film was a high 85% and had many very funny moments, so rare in too many comedy movies in recent years. In this case, the critics on Rotten Tomatoes have never been more wrong and I give Kinda Pregnant a solid recommendation.