Movie Review: Ambulance


Some days ago, Steven Colbert made a joke about there being a “Good Michael Bay Movie”, as if that would be something that would ever happen or if it did it would be extremely rare.

For decades, Michael Bay has been known for making bad music video-like movies with rapid fire scene changes, too much panning around characters, no story, no continuity, no sequential line of thought. The very worst being all of the 5 Transformer movies he produced and directed, that were arguably some of the very worst movies ever made. Despite all of this, Bay is worth 450 million dollars and in what other profession could opinions be this low along with so many movies and so much money?

There was a commercial I saw on Hulu advertising the release of Bay’s latest movie “Ambulance”, and even in the advertisement there was mention of Bay’s talent for making horrible movies, saying that this time around Ambulance is a winner. The Rotten Tomatoes ratings for Ambulance is only 69% – which for Bay is one of his highest rated movies. For me, this movie did have some of the constant camera panning and some inane bouncing around, but overall, this film did work and was enjoyable with a sequential, connected and understandable story. The two main characters of Ambulance are former Afghanistan soldiers who are bank robbers both disgruntled about having no futures after their tours of duties ended, played by Jake Gyllenhaal and relative newcomer Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. The chemistry between Gyllenhaal and Mateen was very believable throughout these two hours. The majority of this film has to do with two bank robbers running from the police with an injured police officer and an emergency medic played very well by Eiza González. Some of these scenes are believable, some are not, ultimately resulting in too much of this movie devoted to standard police car chases and constant crashes.

Despite all of this, I give Ambulance a marginal recommendation.

Hulu Series Review: The Dropout


The new Hulu series “The Dropout” is one of those very rare true stories that would never work as Fiction, because nobody would ever believe that something this insane could ever happen.

“A 19 year old girl, Elizabeth Holmes drops out of Stanford with an idea to start her own company and change the world. Her idea was so profound and valuable that if it worked it would change the course of medical science forever”. Unfortunately, her idea – brilliant that it was – never did work. The idea that one drop of blood could replace a vile or vile’s of blood required to give a human being an accurate blood test was so compelling that her company Theranos was able to fool investors out of millions of dollars. At its peak, Theranos was valued at 9 billion dollars. Even more amazing was that many of the investors that Elizabeth conned and lied to for years included George Shultz, Larry Ellison and even Henry Kissinger. It is almost impossible to believe that so many people lost money over a blood testing machine that nobody who invested in Theranos – actually saw – test blood accurately – or at all. This entire nightmare of lies and deception started with the huge narcistic ego of a young girl, who wanted to be like Steve Jobs and rule the world – with everything else simply acceptable collateral damage.

As this excellent 8 part series unfolded, we find out that the myriad of non stop lies was virtually unlimited, at one point even involving Pharmaceutical giant Walgreens who was conned into sending blood from their own customers to Theranos, where they diluted the blood, used another machine from another company and risked the lives of thousands of people, by giving incorrect blood tests. As disgusting as the company behind the story of “Erin Brockovich”, Purdue (the company behind the opioid crisis), the employees who worked at Theranos did not care that people could die after getting an incorrect blood test. They only cared about collecting money and continuing their lies, never caring about human life.

The acting in this 8 part series is outstanding, starting with Amanda Seyfried as Elizabeth Holmes, Naveen Andrews as Sunny Balwani, CO-CEO of Theranos and an excellent supporting cast throughout this series.

Some weeks ago, Elizabeth Holmes was found guilty on 4 of the 11 counts of fraud and when she is finally sentenced later this year, she could spend as much as 20 years in jail. Justice finally served.

The ratings for this great series are a very high 89% on Rotten Tomatoes, with my rating 95%. I highly recommend The Dropout.

Movie Review: Infinite Storm


For me, most of the best movies I have seen are true stories. The new movie “Infinite Storm”, starring Naomi Watts is a movie about Pam Bales, who was a mountain rescuer in New Hampshire, near Mt Washington – a mountain range within certain times of a year is the coldest spot on Earth.

At the start of this film, I wondered why anyone would go hiking alone on any dangerous mountain, considering the huge odds of certain horrendous death, should anything go wrong. Slowly during the course of this story, we find out that something extremely horrible happened to Pam Bales and perhaps her reasons for taking such huge risks are to distract herself from what happened to her. Then we find out that this same condition is within John, another hiker she finds at the top of the mountain, almost freezing to death. Taking extreme risks, short of suicide, is how many people are able to get past a horrible tragedy that would kill many. I thought the way all of this was resolved at the end of this film, was very well done along with the way the two of them survived their trip down the mountain.

The ratings for this movie are so low, only 59% on Rotten Tomatoes, because this story is nothing more than a series of events, mostly about surviving the cold, frostbite, a badly injured ankle, major falls and finally their way back to a common parking lot and their cars.

My rating for Infinite Storm is around 70% and a very mild positive review, mostly for Naomi Watt’s acting.