Movie Review: Megalopolis


In this history of movies, a phenomenon like “Megalopolis” will never happen again, because it represents a point in time when the director, Francis Ford Coppola, of arguably the best film of all time “The Godfather”, released in 1971, has now written and directed arguably the worst movie of all time.

Megalopolis rivals last year’s “Babylon”, 2022, “Everything Everywhere All at Once”, 2022, and last year’s, “Poor Things”, 2023 as three of the worst movies I have ever seen. There is no screenplay, no connection between scenes, no plot to follow, just a series of scenes, that make no sense that are thrown at the audience as they desperately hope for these two hours of garbage to end. Coppola also funded this horrendous film with his own money – a total of 125 million dollars, representing a colossal waste of money. Understandably no production company considered making a movie this bad for a story idea that has been around for over 40 years.

One of the obvious best signs that a bad movie has been released is the comments from critics, This time around they are about the worst ever published:

Jack Martin: There is but one hope that can finally bring us together as a species: the fact that absolutely nobody in their right, sane mind can make heads or tails as to whatever in the hell Megalopolis is trying to do.

Adam Olinger: Megalopolis is the sci-fi movie equivalent of CATS.

Chad Byrnes: It’s painful on a truly impressive level.

A.A. Doyd: Dramatically and philosophically speaking, Megalopolis barely coheres. It seems unrealized even in its unlikely realization, still more of a glowing idea of a movie than the movie itself.

It is hard to believe that a film this bad even exists. What were so many successful people thinking for all of the months and years this movie was being produced, written, and directed? How could anyone believe this movie idea and screenplay could ever be successful? Why would Francis Ford Coppola pay 125 million of his own money to produce a film that is obviously terrible?

Megalopolis stars Adam Driver as Ceasar, the star of this story about the fall of the Roman Empire and how it relates to current-day New York City? Nathalie Emmanuel is on screen probably the most during this mess and plays Julia Cicero the wife of Ceasar. Other unfortunate actors in this terrible movie include Laurence Fishburne, Shia LaBeouf, Jon Voight, Jason Schwartzman, Talia Shire, Giancarlo Esposito and Aubrey Plaza. They all probably thought that if someone like Francis Ford Coppola contacted them to act in his movie, they take the role before reading the script. It’s a huge opportunity to enhance your career because a great director is behind the movie. They never could have believed that the film could be considered one of the worst of-all time once released.

Unfortunately, there are too many drug-using critics on Rotten Tomatoes that add up to an overall rating of 49%, changing an average that should be zero. Megalopolis is a run-for-your-life total rating of zero and should never have been released. One of the worst movies I will ever see.

Movie Review: Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story


The documentary “Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story” is a fathom event special, available in only a few theaters, and is more expensive than a typical movie release.

In the history of tragic celebrity deaths, Christopher Reeve’s tragic accident of falling off a horse on May 27, 1995, and death on October 10, 2004, is one of the worst examples. It could be argued that because Reeve suffered for so long, paralyzed from the neck down for over nine years, what he went through was worse than the deaths of Princess Diana, JFK Jr., Kobe Bryant, and other famous people who have died suddenly. Even more tragic with this story is that Christopher Reeve’s wife, Dana was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer just 10 months after Christopher died, even though she never smoked. Dana lost her battle with the disease 7 months later. Dana’s devotion to Christopher Reeve during his entire 9+ year ordeal is one of the most impressive parts of this great documentary. Reeve was not a very rich man despite his impressive acting career, and the cost of long-term care was an incredible 400K a year.

This great documentary stars Reeve’s three children, Matthew Reeve, Alexandra Reeve Givens, from his relationship with Gae Exton and Will Reeve the son Reeve had with Dana Reeve. Several celebrities make cameos throughout this film, including Glenn Close, Richard Donner, and Susan Sarandon with archive footage of Barack Obama, Johnny Carson, and Reeve’s lifelong friend, the late Robin Williams. The focus of this documentary is more on Will Reeve than the other two children, who in 2006 lost his father, grandmother, and mother in a period of eighteen months.

Many scenes show the medical nightmare that Reeve’s life was for the last 9 years of his life. Unable to move, rapidly ages the body, causing hair loss and many other medical issues, related to blood circulation. Reeve eventually died of heart failure at age 52, after slipping into a coma, and considering how severe his injury was, it is remarkable that he lived as long as he did.

Reeve’s last years were all about helping other disabled people, never about himself. His foundation now bears the name of himself and his wife and has raised many millions of dollars towards helping the cause of spinal injury. Like Olivia Newton-John with her Cancer Institute in Australia, and Michael J Fox with his Parkinson’s Disease Foundation, world famous celebrities have greatly advanced medical progress due to their fame.

Reeve directed 3 movies while quadriplegic and continued to act in movies and television shows – a remarkable achievement considering his extremely severe injury. Reeve’s acting career before his injury included four Superman movies, with the last two sequels nothing more than excuses to cash in on the franchise. As Reeve said in this documentary, each Superman sequel provided diminishing returns in quality.

All human beings have had their share of problems in life. But after seeing this outstanding documentary about Christopher Reeve, no problem could ever compare to what he went through for so long. This is the best documentary of its kind that I have ever seen and receives my highest recommendation.

Movie Review: The Substance


The message of the new movie “The Substance” starring Demi Moore, is that if you are an aging celebrity and trying to continue your career by getting plastic surgery, botox, or any number of other recommended medical solutions to slowing the aging process – far too often, these solutions fail and make the whole problem of aging worse than it would be otherwise. The best example of this is the late Micheal Jackson, who destroyed his looks by receiving way too many plastic surgeries for many years.

This story takes the ongoing problem of celebrity plastic surgeries and procedures to the ultimate level of crazy throughout this story, especially at the end, resulting in a disgusting and unnecessarily bloody, violent horror movie. I thought that the level of blood and gore was way over the top, changing the entire course of this movie into just another “seen before” massive experiment in movie makeup.

The Substance stars Demi Moore as Elizabeth Sparkle who is a fading celebrity desperate to prevent the end of her fame, due to her age. Margaret Qualley plays Sue who is the younger clone of Elizabeth who comes out of the body of Elizabeth as a result of a chemical process that requires a series of chemicals to keep the two women alive. The instructions say that they are both one person so that when one woman is alive in the world, the other woman has to remain unconscious. Predictably, things go very wrong mid way through this story, around the time when Sue becomes a huge star with a fitness TV show.

There is a great deal of nudity in this movie, making this role more risky for the career of 61-year-old Demi Moore. Time will tell if taking this role was a huge mistake or resulted in some level of a revival of her acting career.

Once again the way too high 89% Rotten Tomatoes rating for this film is wrong, with my rating only 50% mainly for the way too much blood violent and disgusting scenes throughout this movie. I do not recommend The Substance.