Movie Review: The Monkey


As far as coming up with a new idea for a horror-blood-and-gore movie, the new film “The Monkey” has many scenes never seen before. For starters, the evil creature creating all of the death, is a toy monkey that when wound up, plays a drum. The monkey has very evil eyes, and an evil smile, that when turned on shows a row of dangerous looking teeth. All definately new ideas.

What is not new are the horrific deaths of many people in this story invoving blown up, dismembered bodies, heads blown off, a woman falling into an electified pool and blown into hundreds of pieces. Many of these extreme deaths reminded me of the “Final Destination” movie franchise where several people at first cheat death and are later slaughtered in horrendous ways as death seeks its revenge. All of this of course is ridiculous, with some measure of humor and over the years this kind of death movie has found an audience. A documentary about why movies like this are popular might be better than the movies themselves.

The Monkey stars Theo James as Hal, who has a twin brother. At the beginning of this movie, Hal’s relationship with his abusive brother is difficult to watch, due to the non stop verbal attacks that at times seemed too much and unnecessary. There is a cameo appearance later in the movie from
Elijah Wood – there are no other well known actors in this production. I found some of this story, especially towards the end disjoined and sketchy, almost as if the screenwriter could not come up with an effective ending. This movie was directed by Oz Perkins, who also directed the recent “Long Legs” horror movie. Perkins also co-wrote the screenplay of this insane movie with writer Stephen King.

The Rotten Tomatoes rating for this film is a too high 76% with my rating 65% without a recommendation to see this movie.

Movie Review: Love Hurts


When you win an Academy award, as the two main stars in the new movie “Love Hurts” have, what normally follows are money-making opportunities as a result of your Oscar. Unfortunately, Ke Huy Quan, who plays Marvin Gable – a real estate agent and former hitman, and Ariana DeBose, who plays another criminal, Rose Carlisle chose a weak script that is nothing more than a series of scenes that are excuses to show elaborate Karate action.

There is no visible and understandable storyline in this film, and having impressive and violent action scenes is not enough to cover all that is wrong with a film like this. This film also has x-NFL running back Marshawn Lynch in another movie-acting role and overall he looks like he has a future in the movie business. Marshawn plays King who is another hitman working for a criminal organization who has many violent fighting scenes mostly with Marvin – but not much else in terms of real acting in a movie.

The Rotten Tomatoes rating for this forgettable-seen-this-too-many times already is a correct and very low 23% and I agree with this rating and do not recommend this movie.

Movie Review: Black Widow


For the new movie “Black Widow” I would have liked to have much more background and setup explaining how this “Black Widow Family” has powers where it seems they cannot really be hurt or killed, at least not very easily. Where do they get their fantastic martial arts skills? Early on the two girls in the family; Natashia played by Scarlett Johansson and Yelena, played by Florence Pugh are placed into some kind of a spy training camp for unknown reasons at very young ages. At this point it would have been logical to see some of this training, explaining some of their impressive skills. Maybe this important part was cut out of the film because it was too long.

What is explained is a foreign spy syndicate that is involved with mind control to train young women to be spies and killers using brain washing chemicals. Unfortunately, the ending is completely out of sync with the sudden appearance of a far into the future huge space ship at the end of this film. This ship looks like something that might be built 100 or 200 years from now, definitely not present day. This is yet another example of special effects over story, almost as if an incredible idea for a fantastic ending with explosions, fights and action on a space ship had to be melded with a present day spy story and as a result we have a time-line that once again makes absolutely no sense.

The special effects and acting in this movie is very good, with a standout performance from Florence Pugh who is becoming a very well known actress who has a perfect face for the movies. With all of that in mind, why Florence Pugh has not changed her last name is about as mysterious as a good part of this screenplay.

David Harbour plays Alexi the girl’s father along with Rachel Weisz who plays Melina, their mother and in my opinion that twist at the end of this story, involving Melina and Natashia, has trouble making enough sense to round out the ending.

The Rotten Tomatoes ratings for this movie is in the low 80% range and I mostly agree with this rating and do recommend Black Widow.