Movie Review: Somewhere in Queens


The new movie “Somewhere in Queens” stars Ray Romano who has now directed his first movie. Romano also co-wrote this very good story with screenwriter Mark Stegemann. In my experience of seeing romantic-comedy-type movies, the story in this film is something I have never seen before. “An extremely shy high school senior, who they call Sticks, played by newcomer, Jacob Ward has developed some impressive basketball skills – and much to the surprise of his parents he also has an extremely attractive girlfriend named Dani, played by Sadie Stanley. Stick’s father, Leo Russo, played by Romano works for this father’s construction company and is extremely proud of his son, who is a standout high school basketball player”.

Things start to happen for Sticks, with some real possibilities of getting a full basketball scholarship to Drexel University – but the problem is – Sticks is deeply in love with Dani and then makes a huge mistake with her. He lets his feelings known too soon, scaring Dani off – a fundamental error many of us make when we are overcome by emotion too early in a relationship. Now Sticks is too depressed to take advantage of the biggest break in his life, and there is an upcoming tryout with Drexel. This is the point of the movie which has a very unusual and highly emotional storyline. Leo does something to help his son with his extreme depression that is going to ruin his tryout with Drexel, but this idea eventually backfires. Some would think this is a noble idea, but so often when we try to help someone with a lie, that lie is almost always revealed and makes everything worse. This is the central and best part of this story and has some Shakespearian overtones. The scenes of love, loss, and the pain of being rejected are all very well done in this film.

One flaw in this movie is Leo’s wife, Angela, played by Laurie Metcalf – who is angry just about the entire movie. Her nonstop yelling, rudeness, and anger in my opinion brought the overall story down, despite some of the funny scenes that involved Angela hating her son dating anyone and him thinking of leaving her for college. The plan was always to have Sticks work for the family’s construction business after high school. Other characters in this very good story include Frank Russo, Leo’s brother played by Sebastian Maniscalco, and Leo’s father Pops Russo, played by Tony Lo Bianco.

This is another old-style movie, like the recent movie AIR, reviewed in this blog, and a refreshing return to the way movies are supposed to be, sadly missing last year. The Rotten Tomatoes ratings are a very high 89%, with my rating 95% and a strong recommendation for this outstanding film.

Movie Review: Mafia Mamma


The problem with the new movie “Mafia Mamma” is that there is a very involved attempt to make a movie about a woman from the United States who has been appointed the head of a Mafia family in Italy funny, and almost all of these attempts fail miserably. There is nothing worse than sitting through 2 hours of a mostly bad movie, waiting for something to be funny and it never happens.

The respected actress Toni Collette, plays Kristen, an ordinary housewife who is sending her son off to college and is about to get divorced from her cheating husband who works at a local Starbucks. She gets a call from a woman in Italy and finds out that not only has her grandfather just died, but for some unknown (and this makes no sense) reason, he wants her to take over his Mafia business. Some of these ideas are good, unfortunately, any attempts at making this idea funny, almost always fail- the cardinal sin for any comedy movie – is that it is not funny.

Other problems with this film are some way too gross fight scenes where someones eye is removed with a high heel. This is way over the top for a violent action movie and has no place in any movie trying to be a comedy.

The Rotten Tomatoes rating for Mafia Mamma is a very low 23%, with my rating around 35% and a solid pass on this one.

Movie Review: The Pope’s Exorcist


In 1973, 50 years ago, the movie “The Exorcist” was released in theaters. Ever since this one-of-a-kind, game-changing film was released (causing moviegoers to run away and actually faint in the theaters), there have been so many Exorcist films trying to take advantage of the exceptional quality and name recognition of the original film. All of these movies have failed to capture the true horror created by the original. There will be a sequel to “The Exorcist” released in October 2023 and only because the author of the book William Peter Blaty co-wrote the screenplay and Ellen Burstyn will reprise her original role as Chris MacNeil – there is some hope that this new Exorcist just might be worthy of the original.

As far as this new movie “The Pope’s Exorcist” the only thing scary about this film, once again about demon possession, is to witness how far the acting career of Russel Crowe has fallen, since its peak in 2000 when he won the Oscar for “Gladiator” and should have won the Oscar in 2002 for “A Beautiful Mind”. During the filming of A Beautiful Mind with Ron Howard in 2001, there was news that Crowe was difficult to work with. Possibly this is the reason why he is never been close to getting great roles like these ever again. This new movie is nothing more than a bad B movie, about the same thing – trying to make money from a great film that was released 50 years ago.

The young Spanish boy who was possessed in this movie looked more like a puppet than a human being. The makeup was bad as was the entire story, which meandered all over the place and included a bad ending.

Why or how could Russel Crowe read this poor script and agree to make this film is a mystery, even despite the downturn in his acting career. This is one movie that will be out of the theaters in a little over a week from now.

The Rotten Tomatoes ratings for The Pope’s Exorcist are too high 49% with my rating at only 20% and a big miss. Wait for the new exorcist sequel to come out in October and miss this bad film.