Netflix Movie Review: Last Seen Alive


There are many good reasons why screenwriting has always been called, “The most difficult art form”. For one thing, there must be a good story and dialogue that will create opportunities for good acting. There has to be a level of common sense, continuity, and very often whatever the action is within those 2 hours on screen, people have to behave, the way that people actually behave in real life. In the case of a highly flawed new Gerard Butler movie on Netflix, “Last Seen Alive” – this movie is loaded with so many errors and so many instances where any lead character would never react the way Butler’s character acts, it ruins the entire movie.

While dropping off at a local gas station, Will Spann, played by Butler is a wealthy real estate investor, who is having marriage problems with his wife Lisa Spann, played by Jamie Alexander. While running short on gas, on a trip to Lisa’s parent’s house, Lisa goes into a gas station and never returns to her husband. She is abducted – immediately a great deal of similarity to the movie “Breakdown”, released in 1997 starring Kurt Russell and Kathleen Quinlan – a much better movie that actually is logical.

Obviously, a frantic Will Spann, calls the police who tell him to stay there until they arrive. Instead, he stupidly drives to Lisa’s parent’s house, rather than just call them. Then, even worse, he follows this up by kidnapping one of the suspects – something that nobody with so much to lose would ever do. This kidnapping, starts a series of idiotic events, finishing within a drug house, with Will trying to find his wife by walking through sheets of plastic used for walls in a broken-down barn. This walking around is for so long a period of time that it was obvious the director was trying to make the movie longer. There is not much of a story here, just a series of events for Will Spann to continue to make mistake after mistake – trying desperately to find his wife. Perhaps the stupidest error is at the end, where Will Spann is not even arrested by the police for being caught red-handed in a kidnapping with the victim found bound in his car by a police officer. It seems the screenwriter was trying very hard to make this story as illogical as possible.

This time around – because this movie is so ridiculous – the Rotten Tomatoes ratings of 11% are accurate and I give this movie a solid pass.

Independent Movie Review: Yard Kings


I have been honored, now for the 6th time, to review another small independent movie called “Yard Kings”, directed by Vasco Alexandre. This is not only the shortest independent film that I have reviewed, but it is also by far the best.

It is no surprise that this heartbreaking film has won competitions worldwide, including two Royal Television Society Awards in the UK. This short film reminded me of ”The Florida Project”, reviewed on this blog on November 11, 2017. The Florida Project also showed the depressing existence of a young child who has to go along for a bad ride, only because when you are young, you have no choice. When you are a child, you are trapped in whatever existence you are born into. You are totally dependent on who your parents are. If this is a bad situation, as in the case of Yard Kings – with a young girl living in a trailer with her mother and an abusive boyfriend, your life options are severely limited and your bad childhood will haunt you for the rest of your life.

The star of this story is a young black girl, who is about 8 years old and is friends with a white boy her age and they both play in a local junkyard. The backdrop of the junkyard creates the most heartbreaking solution to this young girl’s life as she thinks of a solution to save her mother that only a young child could ever conceive of. It is this solution, from the mind of the child that invokes the same emotions I had 5 years ago when I saw the Florida Project.

The Yard Kings is one of the best short movies I have ever seen, with my rating of 95% and a very strong recommendation.

Movie Review: Smile


Next year marks the incredible 50-year anniversary of the release of the movie “The Exorcist”. The Exorcist is arguably the most shocking and frightening movie ever made, and has never been surpassed.

Since the release of The Exorcist there have been countless lists of copy-cat-exorcist-like movies that have come out trying and failing to achieve the extreme levels of fright that the original achieved so long ago. Many of these movies use shocking horror movie trickery that includes a sudden horrific event. Dream sequences that make you believe that something is happening that is not really happening, easily the most annoying of all the horror movie tricks. This kind of movie magic was never necessary for the Exorcist because the quality of the horror was always there, requiring nothing additional to scare the audience.

The latest attempt at a shocking horror film is “Smile”, which is a film where a psychiatrist, Rose Cotter, played by Sosie Bacon (the daughter of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick) is horrified when one of her patients commits suicide right in front of her, in a very disturbing way. The story after this horrible event is that there is some evil creature possessing other people to kill themselves while someone else witnesses the suicide – then causing a connecting chain of suicides that goes on for an unknown number of victims. The common thread throughout all of these suicides is that when the person is possessed, they get a huge evil smile on their face – the reason for the title of the film. Of course, this entire premise is rather ridiculous, but most horror movies are ridiculous for any number of reasons, this one being no different.

Overall, I thought this story was well told, despite the “too many shocking dream sequences or shocking sudden horror moments”. The smile idea did work and did add a certain amount of subtle horror that was mostly effective. The acting, even considering this is a horror movie, was well done. Despite the high 83% ratings for Smile on Rotten Tomatoes, my rating is 75% and a mild recommendation, mainly for the original smile idea and the good acting.