Movie Review: Bros


The big news in the movie industry this weekend is why the new movie “Bros”, the first-ever LGBTQ RomCom film in the history of movies – that received a very high 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes – bombed huge at the box office, with only 4.8 million dollars.

In my opinion, this movie bombed because it was trying to be a romantic comedy like “When Harry Met Sally”, “Notting Hill” or “You’ve Got Mail”, but the screenwriter (in this case of the star of the movie Billy Eichner) forgot that movies like these from the 1980s, all knew that there was no reason to ever have any overt sexual scenes. Considering this is the first-ever openly gay movie, they should have known that “too much too early” might ruin not only the box office for this film but also any new attempt at another movie like this one. The point of all romantic comedy movies is all about the relationships, the highs, and the lows, the breakups, the reconciliation and then, some funny moments. “When Harry Met Sally”, released in 1989, and “Annie Hall”, released in 1977, both accomplish all of these things better than any other movie of its kind ever have.

According to Rotten Tomatoes, Bros is considered a very funny movie – but it is only somewhat funny, with no real laugh-out-loud scenes. There are some good points with this story that seem like the old-time romantic comedies of the 1980s, but not enough to rescue this film to fully recommend. Very clearly, this movie could have been much better, with about 5 more rewrites and removing the unnecessary and at times bad taste scenes.

The critics are way too high at 90% on Rotten Tomatoes with their rating of this movie, with my rating about 70% and a mild pass due to the unnecessary scenes, that should never be needed for any well produced and directed romantic comedy.


Netflix Movie Review: Last Seen Alive


There are many good reasons why screenwriting has always been called, “The most difficult art form”. For one thing, there must be a good story and dialogue that will create opportunities for good acting. There has to be a level of common sense, continuity, and very often whatever the action is within those 2 hours on screen, people have to behave, the way that people actually behave in real life. In the case of a highly flawed new Gerard Butler movie on Netflix, “Last Seen Alive” – this movie is loaded with so many errors and so many instances where any lead character would never react the way Butler’s character acts, it ruins the entire movie.

While dropping off at a local gas station, Will Spann, played by Butler is a wealthy real estate investor, who is having marriage problems with his wife Lisa Spann, played by Jamie Alexander. While running short on gas, on a trip to Lisa’s parent’s house, Lisa goes into a gas station and never returns to her husband. She is abducted – immediately a great deal of similarity to the movie “Breakdown”, released in 1997 starring Kurt Russell and Kathleen Quinlan – a much better movie that actually is logical.

Obviously, a frantic Will Spann, calls the police who tell him to stay there until they arrive. Instead, he stupidly drives to Lisa’s parent’s house, rather than just call them. Then, even worse, he follows this up by kidnapping one of the suspects – something that nobody with so much to lose would ever do. This kidnapping, starts a series of idiotic events, finishing within a drug house, with Will trying to find his wife by walking through sheets of plastic used for walls in a broken-down barn. This walking around is for so long a period of time that it was obvious the director was trying to make the movie longer. There is not much of a story here, just a series of events for Will Spann to continue to make mistake after mistake – trying desperately to find his wife. Perhaps the stupidest error is at the end, where Will Spann is not even arrested by the police for being caught red-handed in a kidnapping with the victim found bound in his car by a police officer. It seems the screenwriter was trying very hard to make this story as illogical as possible.

This time around – because this movie is so ridiculous – the Rotten Tomatoes ratings of 11% are accurate and I give this movie a solid pass.

Independent Movie Review: Yard Kings


I have been honored, now for the 6th time, to review another small independent movie called “Yard Kings”, directed by Vasco Alexandre. This is not only the shortest independent film that I have reviewed, but it is also by far the best.

It is no surprise that this heartbreaking film has won competitions worldwide, including two Royal Television Society Awards in the UK. This short film reminded me of ”The Florida Project”, reviewed on this blog on November 11, 2017. The Florida Project also showed the depressing existence of a young child who has to go along for a bad ride, only because when you are young, you have no choice. When you are a child, you are trapped in whatever existence you are born into. You are totally dependent on who your parents are. If this is a bad situation, as in the case of Yard Kings – with a young girl living in a trailer with her mother and an abusive boyfriend, your life options are severely limited and your bad childhood will haunt you for the rest of your life.

The star of this story is a young black girl, who is about 8 years old and is friends with a white boy her age and they both play in a local junkyard. The backdrop of the junkyard creates the most heartbreaking solution to this young girl’s life as she thinks of a solution to save her mother that only a young child could ever conceive of. It is this solution, from the mind of the child that invokes the same emotions I had 5 years ago when I saw the Florida Project.

The Yard Kings is one of the best short movies I have ever seen, with my rating of 95% and a very strong recommendation.